Because I'm bored

I figured I'd go into more detail about my newest fandoms. It went something like this:

Show: Hey. Hey remember me? I have awesome music and a more awesome helicopter.
Me: Yeah, that's nice.
Show: I also have pretty characters. Two of which angst like there's no tomorrow.
Me: I'm not listening! LALALA
Show: Hey check this episode out! Watch Archangel totally pine for String because he's off on a dangerous mission.
Me: *fingers in ears* LALALALALALA!!!
Female agent: Are you and Hawke friends?
Archangel: *sad look* No, we're not friends. We just use each other. *even more sad look* *gets up and leaves*
Female agent: *gives look of "yeah okay, whatever*
Me: Dammit!

The other fandom is basically:

Show: We're all in prison! Watch everyone get beaten and then raped! Also, we have canon slash.
Me: *is sold*