It's Friday again!
This one was a hard one. >.<
You are given the opportunity to erase from existence five episodes, scenes, or lines of dialogue from canon. Which five get the axe?
1. Angel the Series - The series finale? NEVER HAPPENED! NO ONE IS DEAD. ESPECIALLY WESLEY.
2. Horatio Hornblower - The scene in Retribution. Instead, it ended happily. HAPPILY DAMN IT! And Horatio, William, and Archie skipped off into the sunset!
3. Serenity - THAT SCENE. YES, YOU KNOW WHICH ONE.
4. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - VEIL? WHAT VEIL?! I SEE NO VEIL.
5. 24 - Tony's not dead! Nope, not at all. He's quite fine! FINE.
That's a lot of capslock. Yeah... I'm not bitter. *twitch*
You are given the opportunity to erase from existence five episodes, scenes, or lines of dialogue from canon. Which five get the axe?
1. Angel the Series - The series finale? NEVER HAPPENED! NO ONE IS DEAD. ESPECIALLY WESLEY.
2. Horatio Hornblower - The scene in Retribution. Instead, it ended happily. HAPPILY DAMN IT! And Horatio, William, and Archie skipped off into the sunset!
3. Serenity - THAT SCENE. YES, YOU KNOW WHICH ONE.
4. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - VEIL? WHAT VEIL?! I SEE NO VEIL.
5. 24 - Tony's not dead! Nope, not at all. He's quite fine! FINE.
That's a lot of capslock. Yeah... I'm not bitter. *twitch*
posted by Clothos at 7:41 PM
2 Comments:
1. Firefly – What was that Joss? I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over your CONSTANT TEAM KILLING!!!
2. Gundam Wing – End of the series, replace the teddy bear Heero gives Relena with a real bear, or at least with a note that says something like “I loved you as much as a gay man ever could. Duo also sends his love; we hope you can make it to the wedding.”
3. Doctor Who – Running out on Jack? WTF? As much as I love the 10th Doctor, they should have gone back for Jack before 9 regenerated, had Immortal!Jack kiss/save him, dropped Rose off at home where she could learn the meaning of “don’t ever ever ever look into the heart of the TARDIS”, and had a couple of seasons of 9th Doctor/Jack fun.
4. Tokyo Babylon – For god’s sake! Just tell him the truth! Subaru, I am really an assassin playing a sick game with you, but I’ve actually fallen for you, and now I don’t want to play anymore… you wanna go get some ice cream?”
5. Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus- The line “The ship is named after his wife” never, ever, ever happened. No, really. Ask anyone. No one heard the line, and if they did, the guy immediately followed it up with “Just kidding, the captain is waiting for you in his room… naked.”
Subaru, I am really an assassin playing a sick game with you, but I’ve actually fallen for you, and now I don’t want to play anymore… you wanna go get some ice cream?
I agree with this comment and think someone needs to rewrite the last manga to include the ice cream line. I'D READ IT!
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