Saturday, June 30, 2007

The Experiment Begins, Part Two

Over on Family B's side, things started off rather slowly. The first thing that happened was everyone decided to check out their surroundings. Once finished, Cid tried to hug Sephiroth who was having none of it. Rufus and Rude were in a corner, playing Red Hands. Schuldig went up to hug Sephiroth and succeeded where Cid failed. Then Sephiroth turned to Cid to chat (I guess he felt guilty for turning his hug down?) Meanwhile, Aya was in another room reading.

Schuldig apparently likes hugging people as he went to hug Rufus. Rude had gone off to chat with Cid.

Aya wandered downstairs to find the lovebed and just sat there waiting to give someone a blowjob. He gave up though and went to play on the swing set.

Upstairs, Cloud, Sanzo, and Vincent showed up at the front door. They were ignored. Rude found the sex shower and masturbated.

On the first floor, Schuldig gained a culinary skill point. And then someone (I think it was Rufus) tried to cook Mac & Cheese, walked away, and proceeded to set the stove on fire. Instead of putting it out, they all decided the best move was to freak out (except Aya who was in another room, reading the paper). Fire!
Fortunately, they had a fire alarm in the kitchen, so a fireman showed up and put the fire out.
Apparently, one of Sephiroth's fears was fire (how ironic), so a therapist popped up out of nowhere to talk to him because he was in a corner of the room, crouched in the fetal position. Sephiroth and shrink.
After the fire, the rest ran off to take baths. Except Cid who continued to eat, including the burned Mac & Cheese.

A few minutes later, Rufus and Cid went outside to have a water balloon fight.

By 1am, I decided it was bedtime for them. But not before Schuldig surprised an unsuspecting Rufus who walked in on a naked Schu who was sitting on the lovebed, waiting to give a BJ.

End Day One.

The Experiment Begins, Part One

So thus far, things have started off well.

Day One:

So the first thing that happened when I started the A house up was Crawford and Yohji had a water balloon fight. ...yeah, I was amused too. Reno watched them for a bit and tried to join in, but eventually got bored with this. Sanzo and Vincent were in the front yard playing catch and Cloud was in the house reading the paper.

Crawford and Yohji grew bored of balloons and started to play catch, except Crawford decided he needed a bath. Yohji ran off to play catch with Vincent who was abandoned by Sanzo who ran off to go eat and chat with Reno. Cloud was still reading. During all this, Rufus and Rude (from the B family) appeared at the front door.

A few minutes later, I noticed Reno had discovered one of the modded objects I had downloaded which is called 'the lovebed'. When I found him, he was laying on the bed, naked. Suddenly Sanzo walked into the room and before I knew what was happening, he was naked as well and OMG he and Reno started having sex. *explodes*
After having mind blowing sex with Sanzo, Reno went to take a bubble bath. Sanzo turned on the TV in the room and was joined by Cloud.

Meanwhile, Vincent, Crawford, and Yohji were having a nice chat while the three of them ate lunch. At this point, Rufus and Rude (who had been ignored by the household) had disappeared. I moved back upstairs to find Reno and Sanzo chatting and Cloud in the second modded object (the sex shower) masturbating. He finished up there and glanced outside to notice that it was hailing. (I have the expansion pack: Sims Seasons)

By this time, it is 5:30pm Sim time. Crawford decided to take up some painting. Sanzo, Cloud, Vincent, and Reno are off chatting and/or eating, and Yohji is playing in the tub. No, really. He was standing in the bathtub, pretending to swim. I think he was pretending to be a ship captain or something. I even have photographic evidence. See here and here. I... don't know.

The phone suddenly rang and Reno went to answer it. It was some guy/NPC calling for Sanzo. Reno told him he wasn't available. *facepalm*

Then Reno and Crawford went to play catch. In the hail. Reno changed his mind once outside, and proceeded to tickle Crawford instead. Then they got into a water balloon fight.

By this time Cloud had also found the lovebed as he was just sitting on it naked. Vincent walked in and saw Cloud and apparently thought it was a good opportunity. Cloud gave him a blowjob. Crawford walked in on them so he could watch TV. Reno also walked in, but gave a little shout of surprise. He decided the only thing to do was to get naked as well. Unfortunately, Cloud and Vincent were finished by this time and walked away. See blowjob picture here.

After that, Vincent went downstairs and gained a culinary skill point. Reno and Sanzo started playing Red Hands (you know, that game where one person tries to slap the other person's hands before they can pull away? Yeah..) Cloud went outside to play in a puddle.

By 11:10, Reno was back on the lovebed, naked once again. Sanzo walked in and they had sex. Again. (I love this game sooo much!) I have a video capture of this if anyone is interested.

At 12:46, their energy was low, so I decided it was bedtime, especially since Vincent was already there.

And thus ended day one for Family A.


This is a freaking long entry, so I'll post Family B in a separate entry shortly.

Friday, June 29, 2007

"You want me to do what?!"

So after learning about certain mods, cheats, hacks, etc that people have invented for the game, I broke down and bought the Sims 2. It's like having my own private fanfic world right on my computer. <3 (I'm also proud to announce that Shaun and Ed, of Shaun of the Dead fame, are currently engaged. God, I love this game.)

Today I have begun an experiment that will either be gloriously awesome or will end in total disaster. I have downloaded a few Sim skins from a S2 forum and have placed said characters into a house together (or rather two houses as I downloaded a lot). Thus I'm starting a kind of Sim Real World. Except with fictional males. And hopefully more buttsex. I'm not going to interfere with them (except when necessary, as in character A keeps forgetting to eat because they're busy playing arcade games or something) and I've turned Free Will on. Thus I shall merely sit back and watch what happens.

I've named the two families (and I use the term loosely as that just what the game calls people who live in the same house whether related or not) Experiment A and Experiment B.

The Experiment A family includes: Cloud Strife, Vincent Valentine, Reno, Genjo Sanzo, Brad Crawford, and Yohji Kudou.

The Experiment B family includes: Sephiroth, Cid Highwind, Rude, Rufus Shinra, Schuldig, and Aya Fujimiya

And the houses I've stuck them in are right next to each other, making it easy for A and B to visit each other. This is going to be good. *cackles*

Monday, June 25, 2007

Birthday

Just a reminder. My birthday celebration, party... whatever. This Saturday at around 5:30 till whenever. I've definitely decided on Nuccio's for dinner and then back to my house for Applesauce, Guitar Hero, Cthulhu, and what ever else. Oh yeah, and cake. Mmmm cake.

DW

The Sound of Drums:


I can't be coherent, so here are my random thoughts.

Saxon/the Master is made of win and awesome, and his entire speech about his joking and not joking faces made me fall over laughing.

...dude, the Doctor and the Master basically had phone sex.

M: Doctor...
D: Master.
M: I like it when you use my name.
Me: O.O

M: And I ran... I ran so far.
Me: *sings*

D: All we've got is each other.
M: Are you asking me out on a date?

Oh yeah, and the Master watching the Teletubbies. XD

Also, GALLIFREY! AND THE TIME LORDS! AND THE COSTUMES FROM THE 4TH DOCTOR EPISODES!


D: It's like when you fancy someone and they don't even know you exist.
Mar: *looks at Jack*
J: You too huh?

UNIT! THEY MENTIONED UNIT AGAIN! EEEEEE!!!

M: Jelly baby?
Me: *EXPLODES*

The amount of exploding this episode caused was massive.


Okay, RTD. You're on a roll. DON'T FUCK IT UP!

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Yay!!!

Huzzah, I have no life! *strikes a pose* I say that because I did this Hot Fuzz FST. Enjoy the music kids!

Monday, June 18, 2007

DW

OH MY DEAR SWEET CHRIST NINJA IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE NEW DOCTOR WHO EPISODE WATCH IT RIGHT NOW!