So PETA has decided a new 'strategy' in order to recruit
minions to take over the world kids to their "cause". By making video games. *facepalm* I found a review of one of the games on YT (the
review is hilarious by the way). The game is called Super Chick Sisters and can be found
here. Gee, that's odd... it seems strangely familiar! Except they include messages that basically can be summed up as 'KFC IS SATAN!!!'. Also, the game sucks. Now I could have looked past all this and just ignored the game completely, except they mock Mario and the Wii. OH YOU DID NOT, PETA! I SHOULD BEAT YOU ALL SENSELESS WITH MY GAME CONSOLES. EXCEPT THAT WOULD HURT THE CONSOLES!
Now if you will excuse me, I'm going to go eat some chicken. NOM NOM NOM FUCK YOU PETA.