That'll show you, Merriam Webster!!

This was too stupid and rage-inducing NOT to post. School district in California bans dictionary

Yes, you read that right. Apparently an elementary school kid came across 'oral sex' in the dictionary and went home and told his parents. Instead of laughing or acting awkward about it like most parents, they got angry and blamed the dictionary. They complained to the school and now dictionaries are being pulled from the shelves. HOW STUPID ARE THESE PEOPLE?! Who hasn't done things like this?! It's part of growing up! Yeah, that'll show the kids for trying to expand their vocabulary past 'basic American slang and L33T speak'! Who needs the English language anyway?! *RAGE* I really fear what's going to be next.